1. The new 90210. Honestly, there have been 1400 new 90210s since the original one, and none of them had a problem making up a new name. Honestly. If there's a new Gossip Girls in 2024, I'll be glad I died young.
2. Fantasy sports playoffs- You're telling me I spent 30 minutes everyday for a summer to get booted out in one week? Think of all the valuable porn time I wasted!
3. Girls. If you know sports, it doesn't impress us. If you can outdrink us, it doesn't impress us. If you love porn and know rap lyrics, it doesn't impress us. At least, not if we know you're not going to sleep with us.
4. The world. Hey, things change, and I'll learn to adapt. Just realize, in 5 years, if I have to plug it in, if it takes more than a minute to load, or if I can't read it in bullet point form, I'm going to get angry.
5. Juda's posts on anything other than college football. If I wanted to hear an incoherent babble on politics I would go watch Charlie read his campaign speech on It's Always Sunny. Do. Good.
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