1) Nice to have Ms. Andrews back
2) Was Jesse Palmer trying to pull an Ari Gold last night with the tie? Look, I'm not a fashion guru here, but if you've been on the bachelor, you think you'd know how to correctly knot a tie and not look like some dbag on national tv.
3) Lou Holtz=Jackass...how can ESPN not have a better studio crew than those 3? I really hope they hook the camera crew up with ponchos to avoid the spit flying from Lou, and all the gushing he does for Notre Shame.
Nice prelude to Saturday, which leads me to this...how can ANYONE put scUM in the top 25? I would expect this from some jerk off journalists who probably didn't even know Dick Rod left WVU, but from the coaches poll? Michigan, the team that is looking at starting a WALK ON qb, a white freshman running back, couldn't have a spring game b/c they didn't have enough oline to field a two deep, learning a whole new system (that doesn't work with slow white qb's) is better than 'Bama, South Carolina, FSU, Cal? This is why pre-season polls are f'd up, and why they should be completely taken out of the BCS equation. How about we just put some random guys in their mid-20's together who know more and watch more football than some dip shit coaches from the Sunbelt Conference and let them come up with a top 25, guarantee it's more accurate. Back to scUm, they're going to be this year's version of ND (and that's a glorious thing to see these two pompous ass programs get beat down like this). I've seen people throwing out 8, 9, even 10 wins for this team. Again, the offense is in shambles, and the supposed strength of the team gave up 34pts last year to a 1-AA school last year. Check the schedule, I see only 4 guaranteed wins.
Again, how are they a top 25 team? When they finish 5-7, will Dick Rod be regretting leaving WVU, his $4 mill IOU, leaving behind thug life Noel Devine, leaving behind one of our favorite female athletes (you know drod was creeping on her in the training room). Oh, but he gets to wake up in the shit hole that is ann arbor everyday with his trailer trash, meth head wife he brought with him from Morgantown. F Michigan, F the coaches poll, and F Dick Rod. I want a bounce back year from the big ten, but will LOVE watching this snake suffer through a 5-7 year.On another note, the 12wk binge of Saturday drinking begins at 8am at the casa. Juda, better hope there aren't any strange numbers in your call log, or waking up is going to be all that much tougher for you in the morning. Expect some drunken ramblings regarding my man crush on Terelle Pryor, Juda's love of Bo Pelini, and W just ranting about his favorite little gymnast, shawn john.
Buckeye of the Week: Justin Boren...since the games haven't started, lets go with a young man who made the greatest decision of his life and left the dark side. Here's a Jameson to you my friend.
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